Sunday, April 8, 2018

Kitchen cunctation

On Friday Danny and I were in the midst of making our familiar round of Fidenza supermarkets (Aldi has good cheap yogurt, Conad has bread we like and guinea hens, Lidl has some succulents in ceramic pots we might want to invest in) when my phone rang. It was Pam, reporting on a call she'd gotten from Ikea. (When we put in our order for the kitchen, we'd given them her number.)

An early draft of our kitchen plan
There were a couple of problems, Ikea had told her. They didn't have in stock the butcher-block counter that is supposed to run all along one side of the kitchen. And second, they can't deliver the kitchen, with or without the counter, on April 9, as originally promised. The soonest they can do it is April 16, without the counter, and maybe a week or two later with. So, Pam asked us, what did we want to do? Ikea was calling her back in an hour to hear our decision.

Danny's first reaction was, predictably, to declare that we were going to cancel the whole order and buy our kitchen somewhere else. We bought the groceries we had in our cart and headed back home, where Pam and her cellphone were going to meet us so we could be there when the Ikea call-back came.

As I expected, based on nearly 50 years' experience with Danny's moods, he mellowed somewhat once he had digested the initial disappointment of yet another plan gone awry. When Ikea called back, Danny decided we wouldn't cancel the order after all. Instead, we're going to take delivery of most of our new kitchen on April 16 (we hope) and pray that the counter turns up before we go back to California at the end of the month.

We took Pam out to lunch at Trattoria San Giorgio to thank her for enduring all this. We knew from our previous visit that as lunchtime goes on they run out of popular dishes; this time we got there early enough that there was still some horse tartare on hand, so I got a plateful. It is full of iron and minerals and a good antidote to things not going the way you want.

The pizzeria is known as Da Vito. I think that's Vito behind the counter.
Then yesterday we consoled ourselves further by buying a sensational tablecloth at the Saturday street market (a steal at 8 euros) and, later today, getting take-out pizza from Pizzeria dello Studente (The Student's Pizzera) a few blocks away. It's a very popular place and quite the scene on a Saturday night.

How gorgeous is this tablecloth?
We got a Sicilian (with capers, anchovies, and black olives) and a tuna-and-onion pie. They were cheap and good. Not the best in town, but this dinner cheered me up considerably.

5 comments:

The Curmudgeon said...

Fake and incomplete news.
The message I was given was that it would be April 23rd (they thought and we leave for the US at the end of that week. ) They did not say which counter, and they did not say they would deliver it and put the kitchen together and then come back and install the counter. Since it is one long slab of oak and only needs one cut, That would work. The other side which is formica needs cut outs for the sink, the faucet, and the drainboard.

When the noon call came they said that they would indeed deliver and and hook everything up on the 16 and then do the counter a week later.

ColleenD said...

"Cunctation" is a new word for me. Thank you!

I LUV the tablecloth under the pizza....

Tessa DeCarlo said...

You might be right. :)

Amy said...

A new word to me: cunctation. Such an education.

criticalfart said...

It sounds like a vulgar britishism.

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